What do I do about the fictional people I did not make up (a poll)?

• Get your Donald Trump on and fire most of them. For good this time.
• Make jasmine tea
• Read them Romance of the Three Kingdoms
• Read them something else (please explain)
• Hold up Azula as the paragon of good behavior. (BECAUSE RIGHT NOW SHE IS—DEAR GOD).
• episode rewatch (I don’t know which. Have a favorite? Nominate it!)
• screw this and podfic something
• This is all your fault:
  • You did not read those books you should have, and now it’s too late.
  • You are simply afraid of failure. Just write the damn thing and fix it later.