Uhhhh…my window. But I am confused! I am Window Boy! Could it be my strength is also my greatest weakness?

[img: Crude drawing of a person at a computer looking to their left, with the text “You are now a superhero. Look to your far left. The first object you see is your weakness”]

Perhaps you have a low center of gravity, so that while you are defenestrating people, they can also defenestrate you?

Paradox!

(Source: h4rbored, via triangularisthepie)

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   Calendars, fucking calendars. Maybe my weakness is only 2012 calendars. After this year, I should be good! Burn all the...

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   CURSE YOU BLUE PAPER!!!

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   a teapot. As long as I’m not in a china shop I’m good.

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    FUCK! IT’S WILL FERRELL!

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    my plasma tv D: ?

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    The closet door. HOW APROPOS.

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    The Corner? …according to my childhood memories that is correct.

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    blinds, like for the window… wow

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    TOILET PAPER. OMG.

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    …Gates? Okay then!

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    “My Twilight books? o_o” EPIC LOL A soap lol

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    a couch. are you serious

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    Water. …well i guess im technically dead then o__O

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    sinks???? lol (yes i take my laptop with me into the bathroom)

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    Peas ;~; Butbutbut I love peas

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    Wendy’s BBQ Sauce.

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    my versaemerge poster…. accurate

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    Awweh crap, Curtains.

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    HISSS!! Nail polish!

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    … M-my pocket watch…? W-what? This cannot be right.. ((I am dying))

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    My left shoulder is right against a wall. I’m the only superhero who has to use a door or window??

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    Lotion. I knew it.

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    omg jesse eisenberg

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