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Accomplishments from the break from Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

  1. Figured out how to beat the stage 3 boss without dying
  2. Forgot how to beat the stage 2 boss without dying
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imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon wearing a bumblebee costume

Tags: omg
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averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny, via mynameisdavid23)

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[Image description: BMO from Adventure Time smiling adorably with their hands up to their face. TEXT: I’m surprised BMO isn’t more popular, to me he/she’s the best character because they don’t cause any drama yet are interesting and cute.]

[Image description: BMO from Adventure Time smiling adorably with their hands up to their face. TEXT: I’m surprised BMO isn’t more popular, to me he/she’s the best character because they don’t cause any drama yet are interesting and cute.]

(Source: confessingadventuretime)

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I know he looks like Fez from That 70’s Show, but y’all REALLY shouldn’t mess with Carlos.

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PLEASE HELP

portmanteaurian:

Hi friends, I find myself in a bit of a financial bind. For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Dorian. I’m 24ish, live in Ontario, and am currently on disability support. It does not give me a lot of money! And this month I have had to take a couple of unanticipated trips to visit family members, trips for which I’ve had to borrow money. 

Today I got my monthly deposit for the month of september. After paying my rent and bills, repaying loans, and buying a bus ticket home from Toronto (where I am currently staying with a friend), I will have about a hundred dollars in the bank. I need that to last until September 30th, which is basically impossible.

I know I’m not the only poor/broke queer on this site. I know there are other people who need money more than me. But if you can spare anything I’d appreciate it. My paypal is dorianisms at gmail dot com. I can’t give anything material to people who donate, but I appreciate each and every one of you (including people who’ve helped me out in the past but can’t now, or people who reblog these posts) more than I can possibly say

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your last icon shipping you and your current icon together

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Accomplishments of the week

  • caught up on that one show about vampires, where 90% of the characters deserve to be punched in the face and that poor kid needs parents who won’t try to emotionally manipulate him into doing what they want. (Sadly, “vampires kill the parents and the kid goes on to save everyone” will never happen because the dad is the alleged hero.)
  • started watching that other show about vampires, which does Quentin Tarantino-y things with time (Robert Rodriguez, I know you’re his friend but WHYYYY?), and  has no vampires yet :(
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voidbat:

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

yeah, i’m not about to fuck with miss piggy.

(via portmanteaurian)

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